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Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description
of their properties.

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time.
Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of
exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the
most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.