Once again, kids are smarter than they used to be. But they do say the darndest things! Check out the wisecracks and wisdom below and you be the judge!

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLY: Me!

By: waji

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