Through the center of Lahore theres the new Afghan-Pak Express speeding along...

In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful young woman, on old matronly woman, an American and a Pakistani....

Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark, then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the American is holding the side of his face and the Pakistani is grinning his face off.

The old matronly woman thinks ' Now thats a fine young woman, the American tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one! '

The young woman is thinking ' Now thats a strange American, he'd rather kiss that old woman then me! '

The American is thinking ' Now that's a smart Pakistani! , he steals the kiss i'm the one who gets slapped '

The Pakistani is thinking ' Gee i'm smart!! The train goes through the tunnel, i kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping an American'

By: alee

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