A blonde wearing headphones walks into a beauty shop and says "I
need a haircut."
The beautician says, "Okay, but you have to remove your head
phones first."

The blonde says, "No! If I do, I'll die."

The beautician says, "Well, then, I can't cut your hair."

The blonde says, "Just cut around them."

The beautician says, "Okay."

She cuts the blonde's hair until she can't cut it anymore without
her removing the headphones. The beautician tells the blonde that
she has to remove the headphones and the blonde says, "Okay, but
if I die, I'm holding you responsible."

So she removes the headphones and finishes the haircut.
Everything is going fine until all of the sudden the blonde
starts to choke and falls over.

The beautician doesn't know what to do , so she picks up the
headphones and she hears, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in,
Breathe out."

By: mani

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